Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money

Jackie Mason


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Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind.

Kay Ingram


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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Bob Hope

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The Trick is to stop thinking of it as “your” money.

IRS auditor
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