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Brent oil

The announcements before the OPEC meeting in Vienna today continue at Full Speed. Ecuador's Oil Minister Carlos Perez said the global supply agreement is already approaching. OPEC and its partners, as claimed, do not expect them to take a decision to increase daily oil production by 1 million barrels Perez, 600 thousand barrels per day of production seems more likely to increase. The Nigerian petroleum minister said he hoped a consensus would be made today on the production decision, while he ho…
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How much time we spend with our children?

Hello)
I found this amazing video and thought about...
Our Children the most important deal in our life. They always wait us at home. They always think about us. They always want to spend much time with us as much as it possible!
I hope we spend enough time with our little miracles.
In this newspaper advertisment there is a deep true, that sometimes we so rare speak with our children with eye to eye!
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Aleshina 27 Март

Особенно, если целый день пытаешься высосать из Forex ликвидности своих электронных купюр

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Sarra_Zilberman 30 Март

cool video)

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Lanvesta 31 Март

труд нужен везде. видео понравилось )

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Weekend: One Of My Favourite Trader Jokes

A successful trader parked his brand new PORSCHE in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out a truck came along too close to the kerb and completely tore off the driver's side. The trader immediately grabbed his mobile and dialled the emergency services. It wasn't more than 5 minutes and a policeman pulled up.
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his brand new car, which he just picked up that day, was completel
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kolokol 22 Февр.

Компромат...однако! real story?

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PPandM 23 Февр.

No, no! Just a joke! Really! Really, really! ;)

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You better work!

Make them work for it.
Do you have teens?
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Do the harlem shake

enter into the search line U-Tube the phrase "do the harlem shake" and wait a little... )
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Miss congeniality

My irony and my favourite actress)), and her well-known answer to a question "What is your dream? " "World peace"... ) !I am sorry for quality of video in some places, but on effect after the movie, I suspect, it won't affect, I recommend for viewing! )I would be glad to meet Sandra, Colin Farrell and Justin Timberlake at own small restaurant of which I dream))
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annatimone 19 Июль

Ahh! Sandra Bullock! Of course, I think she is great too. Very pretty and real. I liked her in her earlier movies. Good to see she is working, because unfortunately a lot of great accesses disappear from the screen fast.

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Nadin5794 19 Июль

Two Weeks Notice,House at the lake.....but Miss congeniality my lovely))

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Nadin5794 9 Авг.

the publication with sense))

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Russian beauty style)))

From left to the right:1 . the European image of the girl in fairy tales;2 . Disney image;3 . Manga and Anime;4 . RUSSIA!!))))))
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Nadin5794 17 Июль

two persons with sense of humour on a site are))! ! ....thnx for vote!

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seediee 17 Июль

yes it is funny, but I'm scared of European image of the girl in fairy tales! :PPP

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Nadin5794 17 Июль

)))why...she is cute))....looks like the vampire probably a little))

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alltrade 18 Июль

lol @ Russia

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Nadin5794 18 Июль

very popular Russian animated film)!

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Bags for real men

Provocative advertizing of accessories
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Nadin5794 10 Июль

well..strange but likes only from male))..

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meyermasha 10 Июль

:D (blush) What about advertisement censorship ?:D

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Nadin5794 10 Июль

you are confused? it is a pity that you didn't see here very thin humour!!)very thin edge, but everything amazingly adequately looks.

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MakVika 10 Июль

oh wow!!! :D very unexpected!

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Nadin5794 10 Июль

advertizing is means of shocking, first of all, is one of its most unusual options

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Social networks-parody

Видео конечно актуально только для русскоговорящих на сайте,но как злободневно!)) Как вам кажется?)
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Nadin5794 25 Июнь

as I also thought, this video it is possible to look on all world - all clearly without words)) there deride participants of social networks and their habit to load useless information and photos in a network (the breakfast photo, new manicure, mumpish sponges and so on)

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Nadin5794 10 Июль

you look video inside - many of this competition can learn and in it))...

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Развлечение исключительно для русскоговорящих)

В четверг четвертого числа в четыре с четвертью часа лигурийский регулировщик регулировал в Лигурии, но тридцать три корабля лавировали, лавировали, да так и не вылавировали, а потом протокол про протокол протоколом запротоколировал, как интервьюером интервьюируемый лигурийский регулировщик речисто, да не чисто рапортовал, да не дорапортовал дорапортовывал да так зарапортовался про размокропогодившуюся погоду что, дабы инцидент не стал претендентом на судебный прецедент, лигурийский регулировщик…
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