If someone hurted you while you didn't deserve it - come back to him and deserve it!

The most insulting remarks men have told me:

I was at my friend's Birthday party and one of the guys asked me.... "Are you pregnant?". It was something like instead of "Hi, how are you?"
I must mention that I was in a dress and ate a lot and also I had a pain in my stomach that time, probably ate something wrong and it seemed bigger + the tight dress...

I was frustrated that someone thouhgt I was pregnant while I was not, didn't know how to react on such a remark... It never happened to me earlier, as I was not really fat...
As he was a friend of my brother, I told all what I thought to my brother.. and the guy begged for the forgiveness...
The interesting fact that guy liked me very much, my brother told me that the friend said I was a Goddess (not the same day, just in general), but he was shy... I was also frustrated to get to know that fact...

Another insulting remark I've heard even few times (and guess, it made me think it was true if it happened few times):

"You are beautiful, but your butt... "
Well, I was upset. I'm still upset
But... who are they to judge? Why do men think they all are Appolones? The creatures of the God?
My butt is not perfect but that one who was saying that.. was he perfect?

I didn't tell that guy about his jaw-bone with which one he really had problems (obviously he needed an operation to fix it on the right place of the face), I didn't want to hurt him, but I should and also he was bald.

The strangest compliments men have told me:
Now I can't remember anything special except the compliments about ears.
I don't find them beautiful, so I'm confused when someone pay attention to this part of me

The strangest compliment was........ be ready ....

"I like you curved tooth"
One of my teeth is not straight as others and a bit curved... So I was confused with such a compliment..but the person was serious. Probably,it was the case when you like anything in someone....


P.S. Now anyone who read my post knows too much about me
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